the world as you know it, i'm no crazier than you

212 years ago, the dragonfly god jerumino (heh-room-ino) created the planet earth from a fragment of dust off of the planet veijoo (vee-eh-who), commonly know as "the moon". jerumino created all living and non-living things on the earth in 3 minutes. jerumino the dragonfly was in fact not a person, but a dragonfly. in the year 1898 a.d. or 100 years after jerumino created the world jerumino became angry with the world, and filled the land with the creatures known as umbientes (ooh-m-bee-in-tays), commonly known as "dinosaurs". the umbientes were all human flesh eating beast. the umbientes killed all but 2 humans in the year 113, or 1903 a.d. in 115 or 1905 a.d. mahjimbur and janet (mah-heembur and janet), were the only 2 survivors. they had 2 monkeys and a snake. the monkeys gringeviti and peghnukcinson and the snake lucifer. the creater of the earth jerumino told mahjimbur and janet that they must sacrifice the only snake that they had to him and he would allow them to have sex with the monkeys, to re-create the living population on the earth. so they did. lucifer however was not happy about this. and he told jerumino, why jerumino, i have been your loyal snake my entire life and this is how you treat me? i will make it my goal to defeat you. so jerumino told lucifer, you are banned from uladian (you-lay-dee-an) commonly known as heaven. and you are damned to crawl below the earth in tianokkashioneyshin (tea-ah-no-kah-she-own-e-shin).

the world as you know it, i'm no crazier than you

this will probobly never be continued...

i recently bought another ben folds album, "songs for silverman". it's pretty much like the others, amazing. i'll leave you with these lyrics.

Under some dirty words on a dirty wall
Eating takeout by myself
I played the shows
Got back in the van and put the Walkman on
And you were playing

In some other dive a thousand miles away
I played a thousand times before
And like pathetic stars, the truck stops and the rock club walls
I always knew
You saw them too
But you never will again

It's too late
Don't you know
It's been too late
For a long time

Elliott, man, you played a fine guitar
And some dirty basketball
The songs you wrote
Got me through a lot
Just wanna tell you that

But it's too late
It's too late
No, don't you know
it's been too late
for a long time

Oh no
Things were looking up
Least that's what I heard
Oh no
Someone came and washed away your hard-earned
Peace of mind

When desperate static beats the silence up
A quiet truth to calm you down
The songs you wrote
Got me through a lot
Just wanna tell you that

But it's too late
It's too late
No, don't you know
It's been too late
For a long time
It's too late
It's too late
No, don't you know
It's been too late
For a long time

pandora

pandora thinks that i would like billy joel.
go fuck yourself pandora.

so easy

laid on the couch for almost 4 hours eating pizza and watching poker. time to shower and get ready for the day tommorow. fucking exhausted. i am really starting to dig this lazy after work thing that i've got going on. no christians are fucktarded comments tonight, just time to shower and sleep.

leaving you with this one...
Catholics are against abortions.
Catholics are against homosexuals.
But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals! -- George Carlin

when life hands you lemons

Bought the new jimmy eat world, pretty durn good. I have over 40 GB used on my i-pod and not a GOD DAMN THING TO LISTEN TOO!!! I love Fridays, but I fucking hate Mondays. Every Friday means Monday is that much closer... Fuck me.

We cannot learn fear of God and the basic principles of godliness, unless we are pierced by the sword of the Spirit and destroyed. It is as if God were saying that to rank among his sons our ordinary natures must be wiped out.
-- Calvin, John

FUCKING GAY

really not sure what gets into people. do i want to die? no, not at all. am i scared of death? sure, at times. why not believe in god? why not live in middle earth? i like the story a lot more, and it seems quiet realistic in comparison.